With another election in the books, we received a standard email from political consultants The Parkside Group touting their clients’ big victories on election night.
If you’re not familiar with the world of political consulting, The Parkside Group is a major player in organizing and running political campaigns – as well as very busy government lobbyists - throughout the city, but is a special darling of the Queens County Democratic Party, whose preferred candidates often turn to Parkside to handle the business of getting them elected to office.
Some of their clients this year included Queens state senators Joseph Addabbo and Tony Avella, among others that “won big!”
And lest we forget just how successful they are at doing just that, the company is more than willing to let us know after every election via email with the subject head “Parkside Group Clients Win Big!”
And here’s how they did it, direct from their press release:
In a high turnout presidential election year, we organized precise field operations and powerful media strategies across multiple platforms to ensure that our message broke through the noise and our candidates had the support necessary to succeed.
In case you glossed over that, the winning formula is “powerful” media strategies, whereas most other political consulting companies prefer to opt for the much more achievable “weak, limp-wristed” media strategies, which Parkside utterly destroys, not just on one platform but across multiple platforms. Multiple platforms!
As we said before, The Parkside Group is a darling of the Queens County Democratic Party, and works on the campaigns of many of the candidates that the party endorses.
Given the fact that many of the candidates the party endorses go on to victory, it’s not really a surprise that Parkside Group clients win big(!) in elections, they should, in fact, win big!
But that said, let us be the first to congratulate you The Parkside Group, as far as lobbyists go you’re totes top-notch with us.
Sorry, we meant “with us!”