Well then just head on over to Assemblywoman Nily Rozic's office on Union Turnpike, where the front windows are being transformed into a similar interactive display of personal Twitter-length sentiments expressed on 3x3-inch sheets of neon paper and leave you own missive.
Or if wading into the sticky mess that is the post-November political morass isn't exactly your cup of Trump Tea – flavors inspired by the businessman-turned-president that now include Mar-a-Lago (a lush green tea that mingles with succulent peach and mango that retails for $12.95 for 14 packets) and Westchester (a caffeine-free blend of soothing herbs with hints of elderberry, blueberry and strawberry with a MSRP of $14.50 per 14 packets) – then feel free to just leave a nice holiday message on the assemblywoman's window for your neighbors, be they Democrat, Republican or that stupid idiot who is just to blind to see that the person they voted for is a huge...uh, sorry, we got carried away.
And if you're still looking for a gift for the Pol Position desk, we sure are partial to the new Trump-inspired holiday line of Night Train Express Wine Coolers, a bigly blend that calls to mind a mix of Kool-Aid and cold medicine that is all business when it leaves the station. Available in six-packs or a more convenient two-liter bottle with personalized inscriptions.
Happy holidays everyone!