Concerned about a new drink on the market called Four-Loko, which combines alcohol (to the tune of about 12 percent a can) and caffeine, Ortiz got completely blitzed in the middle of the day.
Safe in a doctor's office, Ortiz downed two cans of Four-Loko for an NBC news report. Visibly drunk (or ready to party, depending on your perspective), Ortiz's blood pressure skyrocketed and he wobbled around the office, then he (spoiler alert!) vomited. And because the television cameras were rolling, it's lucky for him he didn't start hitting on any nurses or call up any ex-girlfriends.
Man, Pol Position has been getting drunk in the middle of the day for years now, and not one person has praised us for showing kids the harmful effects of Night Train Express Wine Coolers, and we usually drink way more than two.